
Fermentation sounds fancy, but it’s really just controlled rot with better PR. Here’s how to turn everyday ingredients into tangy, living food without blowing up your kitchen.
Gather round, boys and girls, today we’re going to be talking about fermentation. It’s that wonderful process behind the great taste in your beer, cheese, and sourdough, among other things. But what is fermentation exactly? While it might bear the appearance of mystical alchemy to the uninitiated, it’s essentially just food preservation through microbes, where you let the good bacteria (not the icky kind) and yeasts convert the sugars in your food or drink into acids or alcohol.
It’s one of the oldest culinary techniques in the world, having probably been stumbled upon in prehistoric times. So if a caveman could successfully ferment something, so can you—and in today’s article, I’m going to show you how to do exactly that.

Kimchi is, in many ways, the gateway ferment. It’s easy to start with and almost impossible to mess up. This is because the salt works to control the environment within your jar, letting only the good bacteria (mainly Lactobacillus) thrive and do its thing.
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What’s happening here is that the bacteria feed on the vegetable’s sugars and produce lactic acid as a result—and it’s precisely this that gives kimchi that tangy, complex dimension we love so much. As it ferments each day, the flavour starts to deepen. You can do a daily tasting and then, when you feel like it’s just right, take it out and enjoy it as you please. Want to localise your kimchi? Feel free to swap in bird’s eye chillies, add a touch of lemongrass, or even experiment with belacan, should you be so inclined.

Now, I know I said kimchi was easy, but what if I told you there was something even easier than that? Enter sauerkraut—kimchi’s staid German cousin. It’s simpler because you literally only need two things: cabbage and salt.
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It works in much the same way kimchi does, where the salt draws the water out and creates a salty brine in which the naughty bacteria can’t survive, but the lactic acid bacteria can. It’s so simple that even I don’t think I could mess this up. Just make sure to keep everything under the brine and you’ll end up with crisp, tangy, naturally preserved cabbage that can sit in your fridge for months.

Kombucha’s great, and while you might think it’s a modern wellness fad, its origins actually date back to China some 2,000 years ago. It’s basically fermented tea, helped along by a SCOBY (Symbiotic Culture of Bacteria and Yeast) that takes sweet tea and then coaxes it into the tart, effervescent beverage that our colon loves.
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During the fermentation process, you’ll notice a tangy scent in the air and perhaps a new “baby” SCOBY forming on top—this is actually a good thing, no abortion necessary here (sorry). Once it’s tart enough, you’ll want to bottle and refrigerate it. To add some fizz, you’ll have to do a second fermentation, in which you’ll throw in some chopped fruits and then seal the bottle for two to three days. Feel free to add in whatever fruits your heart desires—mango, lychee, pineapple, or even durian if you have the stones for it.

Sourdough is the oldest bread on Earth and, to the uninitiated, might seem an intimidating prospect to tackle. But in reality, it’s just flour, water, and letting some of the invisible organisms floating around your house do their thing. The starter is where it all, well, starts. It’s just a bubbling little jar of fermented flour and water that acts as your colony of wild yeast and bacteria. Keep this happy and fed, and it’ll keep making you bread for years on end. Some starters even have lineages that stretch back to the 19th century, which is kind of wild when you think about it.
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How it works is that the wild yeast produces carbon dioxide, which helps lift the bread, while the lactic acid bacteria are what’s responsible for its signature sour taste. The slow fermentation is also a major contributor to that chewy texture and crackly crust that we all know and love.

Yoghurt might just be the most common thing that people have been eating without being aware that it’s a product of fermentation. Not only is it, in fact, a product of fermentation, it’s also one of the easiest things to ferment at home. All you have to do is keep the bacteria warm and comfortable while they do all the work. It’s literally just introducing live bacterial cultures into milk and giving them time to convert lactose into lactic acid, and it’s this process that thickens the milk and gives yoghurt that familiar tang.
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Make a batch for yourself and you’ll find out why supermarket yoghurt could never compare. Put the two side by side and you’ll find your homemade version to be fresher and tangier than the store-bought kind. An added bonus is that, by making it yourself, you get to tweak the texture to however you like it. Strain it and you’ll get something approaching Greek yoghurt. Start spooning it into some fruit and honey and see how breakfast will never be the same again.
Once you get the hang of things, a whole new world begins to open up to you. You’ll find you can ferment all manner of things; it’ll just be a matter of mastering that brine or sugar environment that the good microbes thrive in. It’s a great kitchen hobby to get into, because it’s mostly about feel. It’s also a hell of a lot more forgiving than, say, baking. And the best part is that you don’t really need any fancy gear or sophisticated implements to get started—all you need is a clean jar, some salt, and a healthy helping of patience.
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